2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

Laughing Through Legal Woes: 13 Lawyer Warning Signs

23 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2947

Laughing Through Legal Woes: 13 Lawyer Warning Signs

1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. read more..

23 Oct

Susan Page

Susan Davis

153

Great Questions

- photo by Susan PageJesus is the expert when it comes to asking questions. His questions have a way of drawing out the truth from His respondents. One of the questions Jesus asked during His ministry read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4363

Information Assistance

"Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One moment, please." Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "No, no. I read more..

23 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1929

Cabbies

A cabbie is a fare-minded person.... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1791

Envy, Jealousy, Selfishness

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..

23 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

56

One-Liner #1867

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.... read more..

19 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

64

Quote #2302

Clint Eastwood, 94-year-old actor legend, formulated one of the most important lessons of his life so far for the young generation: "Don't look for luxury in watches or bracelets, don't look for luxu... read more..

17 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3092

Homeland Security Alert: The Bin Brigade's Office Invasion

DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin... read more..

17 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

62

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is off to another conference. She is attending The Refugee Highway Partnership: North America, gathering in Winnipeg. As I am not travelling with her this... read more..

16 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

74

Quote #2301

"If your plan is for 1 year, plant rice. If your plan is for 10 years, plant trees. If your plan is for 100 years, educate children." - Confucius read more..

16 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

72

One-Liner #1866

I had my patience tested; I'm negative.... read more..

16 Oct

Susan Page

133

Autumn

- photo by Susan PageWarm sunlight caresses a pathway of gold The beauty of Autumn with colours so bold The hues of the sumac, the crimson and brownEach leaf like a whisper falls soft to the ground T read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3241

Banking Hiccup

While waiting in line at the bank, a friend developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check an... read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1636

Faith, Healing, Prayer Answered "No"

I heard a story years ago which, I hope, will bring a lot of comfort to those who are taunted with the "if you had more faith..." issue. I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pasto... read more..

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

63

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (Or as we call it in Canada: Thanksgiving) Grandma Cybersalt and I were able to celebrate Thanksgiving last night with two of our kids and... read more..

12 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

79

One-Liner #1865

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.... read more..

12 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

0

Quote #2300

"Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day." - Robert Caspar Lintner read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

62

Holiday Buns on Fire🍞

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1918

Used Cars: Tips for Smart Buyers 🚗

A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.... read more..

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2002

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner happily obliged. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4597

Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a seve... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

78

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip. We had a really nice visit with our eldest daughter, her family, and my mom and dad. The conference Susan attended was excel... read more..

09 Oct

Susan Page

231

The God Who Sees

- photo by Susan PageI glide like silk upon the waterThe lake as smooth and clear as glassThe breeze so soft it's like a featherI drift and dream and breathe at last My paddle dips, the sunlight spar read more..

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

09 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5842

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, ... read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

73

One-Liner #1864

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.... read more..

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2735

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

* The patient before you was a goat. * Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS. * He has an assistant named Igor. * The local bar association named him "Client of the Year." * Whenever he leave read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2040

Commercial Time

The math department felt they weren't getting enough students registering as math majors, so they made a commercial and aired it on prime time--1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clo... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1515

Wedding Toast to Groom

My husband, Lawrence, had offered to give the toast at the wedding of his longtime friend Theo. They had shared many happy, and foolish incidents, and as the day approached, there was much speculation... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

62

Quote #2299

"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen." read more..

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

05 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

176

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

For some people, getting old is a real challenge. And it probably is for many people, but it hasn't been too much of an issue for me. Don't let this get out, but getting old has been more of a bles... read more..