February 2017 - Monthly Archive

15 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1997

Conclusions and Impressions

Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing starte... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3191

Mom Wonder

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. She said, "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our... read more..

12 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1013

Places Everybody!

A soul-sleep in the grave or conscious with Jesus: where do we go when we die and await the resurrection? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170212.mp3{/audio} read more..

12 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1044

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Today, on the Cybersalt Site, Rev. James Snyder is thinking about all the things there are to do and the things he is able to do. You can read "The Strange Myth of Mu... read more..

11 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1442

The Strange Myth of Multitasking

I have been pondering a delicate question this week. Why is it I can only do one thing at a time? If only I could do several things at a time, I could get more accomplished. The Gracious Mistress of ... read more..

11 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1164

The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological; one is Psycho and the other is Logical - and whatever you do, don't try to figure out Who is Who.... read more..

11 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2848

Cakes and Ale and Legalism

Here is a purported-to-be-true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day, a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5740

Valentine's Day

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..

10 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1496

Quote #1612

"Our job is to love others without stopping to inquire whether or not they are worthy." - Thomas Merton read more..

09 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

892

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. If you feel overwhelmed by the need or desire to declutter or downsize your surroundings, you'll find some v... read more..

08 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2958

What Kind of Person

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing-persons case. "She gave e... read more..

How I Beat the Emotional Blocks to Decluttering & Downsizing

08 Feb

Inspiration

Pastor Tim

2336

How I Beat the Emotional Blocks to Decluttering & Downsizing

If you ever feel overwhelmed by the need or desire to declutter or downsize your surroundings, here are some great solutions to that from Knight Designs. ... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2789

Quote #1611

"Worry does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace." - Unknown read more..

08 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1420

Null Armstrong

To the guy who invented "zero" ... Thanks for nothing!... read more..

08 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1310

One-liner #1163

I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately! read more..

08 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2305

Great Value in Disaster

Thomas Edison's laboratory was virtually destroyed by fire in December, 1914. Although the damage exceeded $2 million, the buildings were only insured for $238,000 because they were made of concrete a... read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4830

Winter in Wisconsin

It's winter in WisconsinAnd the gentle breezes blow,70 miles per hourAt 52 below! Oh, how I love WisconsinWhen the snow's up to your butt.You take a breath of winter airAnd your nose is frozen shut. ... read more..

05 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1025

Say What?

Responding with contempt to what God might be speaking into our lives is no way to live in relationship with Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170205.mp3{/audio} read more..

05 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1602

Nice Kids

No matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder.... read more..

05 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Walter McLauren e-mailed me on Friday wondering if I had "called in fat" last Chicken Thursday (a new one for me) because I had not sent a mailing out. As it happened, Wedn... read more..

04 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2203

Quote #1610

"I heard your prayer. Trust my timing." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

04 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2060

Secret Sin

My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property. As soon as they were out of sight, the locksm... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3817

Famous Sports Quotes

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."--Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it tak read more..