March 2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

21 Mar

Shirley Choat

2424

Good Morning 03-21

The blessings of the Cross - A LIVING WORD "You were not redeemed with corruptible things, but with the precious blood of Christ. He was chosen before the creation of the world, but read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4102

Call to Principal

The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal. "Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next we... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2826

The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times.He began what can only be called "Campaigning" and sent he... read more..

20 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1909

Find Middle

I am a middle of the road kind of guy. I like my tea neither weak nor strong, I enjoy life without constant emotional extremes, I am often in the middle of people trying to sort out disagreement... read more..

20 Mar

Shirley Choat

2138

Good Morning 03-20

The Blessings of the Cross - A LIVING RELIGION "If we live, we live to the LORD; and if we die, we die to the LORD. So whether we live or die, we belong to the LORD." - Romans 14 read more..

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2750

Bible Hunt

One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend came up and asked, "Is something wrong?""Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story is in the Old... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4600

Dental Mommy

For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me, a dental hygenist, clean her teeth. She was accompanied by her grandmother. When they came in read more..

18 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3506

Can't Get Away

Whether you want to or not, you can't get away from God. You can never fall from His watchful care. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070318.mp3{/audio} read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4004

Birth Wharp

Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was elated when he called me at work with the news of my grandchild's birth. I took down all... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3501

Arguing

The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in er... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4354

Camping Privacy

Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from o... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2734

Free Paper

My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As I took my copy, I told him, "I hope the business grows enough to offset the cost of the papers.""Oh, don't wor... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4566

Mint Mom

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in thei... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2766

Vet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs."What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman."Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the second l... read more..

15 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2200

Sky Ear

I love the Swiss. By staying netural in most of the the world's disputes they have been able to work a lot for peace. This neutrality has also given them a lot of time to invent and read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4385

Dinosaur Highway

A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The goober exclaimed, "Wow.... read more..

14 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2828

Line Unfold

It is with the greatest of apologies that I present this game to you. I only played it for a few levels before my mind was twisted into more of a tangle than these overlapping lines. But then again, ... read more..

14 Mar

Shirley Choat

2385

Good Morning 03-14

"To all in Rome who are loved by God and called to be saints: Grace and peace to you from God our Father and from the LORD Jesus Christ." - Romans 1:7-9 The Marks of the Cross-C read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3305

Ice Capades

A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn't budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity wh... read more..

13 Mar

Shirley Choat

2369

Good Morning 03-13

The marks of the Cross - A Good Memory "We continually remember before our God and Father your work produced by faith, your labor prompted by love, and your endurance inspired by ho read more..

13 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2281

Cork Trick

Have you ever seen a situation that could be best described as an accident waiting to happen? Well, here's a solution waiting for an accident to happen. Just how does one remove a cork that is insid... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4633

College Nerves

While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that summed up the pre-college anxieties we were all feeling. Posted in a campus restaurant was this sign... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3114

The Front Pew

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps."Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely."The front row ... read more..

12 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5050

Motorized Desk Chair

I don't know what the policy in your workplace is regarding the modification of office equipment, but I bet that this guy would violate it. I don't mean to be unkind, because I'm su read more..

12 Mar

Shirley Choat

2401

Good Morning 03-12

"At just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly." - Rom. 5:6-11 THE MARKS OF THE CROSS One night there happened to be a drunk lying on the s read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4767

Dad and Surgeon

This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renown surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak ... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3590

Movie Impatience

We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a baby boomer from the center of the row got up a... read more..

11 Mar

Shirley Choat

2356

Good Morning 03-11

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Ex. 3:1-15 1 Cor.10:1-13* Luke 13:1-9 Psalm 126 In Chapter 9 of 1 Cor. Paul used himself as an read more..

11 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3513

Favorite People

Who's your favorite kind of person? Who is your least favorite? Both kinds (and everyone in between) have something in common and God has a desire for how you treat them all. L read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4409

Major League Snacks

I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was delayed, so we spent our time talking and eating everything the concession had to offer: Hot dogs, pretz... read more..