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"Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?" read more..

"Frogs have it easy; they can eat what bugs them." read more..

"Anyone who's led a flawless life is hopelessly imperfect." - Yasha Harari read more..

"Where does the idea come from that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that." - Catherine Marshall read more..

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." - H L Mencken read more..

"Love is insanity with a collaborator." read more..

"The younger we are, the more we want to change the world. The older we are, the more we want to change the young." read more..

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms." - Muriel Rukeyser read more..

"Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you really feel like stripping the gears." read more..

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way." - Mark Twain read more..

"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me ... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for y read more..

"Success comes in cans; failure comes in can'ts." read more..

"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry." - T.S. Eliot read more..

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?" - Robert Orben read more..

"The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell." - Confucius read more..

"You never see a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." - Sally Berger read more..

"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all." - Ogden Nash read more..

"Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." - Mary Kay Ash read more..

"Painting is poetry which is seen and not heard, and poetry is a painting which is heard and not seen." - Leonardo Da Vinci read more..

"One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young." read more..

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain read more..

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

"Memories and mistakes should be guideposts, not hitching posts." - Paul Powers read more..

"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old." read more..

"One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been." read more..

"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown read more..

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end." - Gilda Radner read more..

"This would be a wonderful world if we showed as much patience in all things as we do in waiting for a fish to bite." read more..

"The two basic rules of human enlightenment: 1. There is a God 2. You're not Him." read more..

"I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues." - Duke Ellington (1899 - 1974) read more..