October 2016 - Monthly Archive

19 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1779

One-liner #1134

As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be ... turns out this is called identity theft.... read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 16, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Where have all the ... read more..

Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2617

Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship

Strangely enough, this is all true. I had heart bypass surgery. For recovery, they have you do an exercise program. So I go to the doctor and he asks if I have been exercising. I reply, "Yes. Religi... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3447

Fiery Love

Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to fin... read more..

15 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2216

Where Have All the Clowns Gone?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were getting ourselves situated in the living room with some after supper coffee while watching the little bit of TV. These days, a little bit of TV is abo... read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2137

Quote #1581

“To create a band of brothers/sisters, Marine Corps boot camp bans the words “I” “me” and “mine” for 13 weeks. What if church did same for 13 worships?” - Leonard Sweet read more..

14 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1960

Matt Origins

Jasons aren't made: they are Bourne.... read more..

14 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1300

One-liner #1133

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.... read more..

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1003

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" and you aren't wr... read more..

12 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1683

Quote #1580

"Undeniable guilt, plus undeserved grace, should equal unbridled gratitude." - Nancy Leigh DeMoss read more..

12 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3868

Gorilla Removal

Did I tell you the story about the day I arrived home from work and discovered a gorilla sitting on my roof? Not knowing what to do, I opened the Yellow Pages and looked up "Gorilla Removal." I called... read more..

12 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1920

Cars Fly

Here is another way to celebrate the 4th of July - by making some cars fly! ... read more..

12 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1465

One-liner #1132

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3609

Water Dorm

When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room ha... read more..

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2146

Warning Signs

One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassab... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1817

Ummm

You’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.... read more..

Our Father Who Is in Heaven - The Lord's Prayer

09 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

1249

Our Father Who Is in Heaven - The Lord's Prayer

Living a Christian life while at the same time using our brokenness and pain as an excuse to not be closer to our Heavenly Father is another form of hypocrisy and religious performance Jesus wants u read more..

09 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 9, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about time. You can read ... read more..

08 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2127

Get me to the airport on time

I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time, but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1645

City Envy

Every time someone says, "Happy Columbus Day!" Dayton dies a little inside.... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3732

Police Dog Freeze

A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building aja... read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1411

One-liner #1131

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.... read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1554

Quote #1579

Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him. - C.S. Lewis read more..

06 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 5, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When you bring your vehicle into a shop, usually you expect it to come out better than going in. Today's funny truck picture on the Cybersalt Site shows one time ... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1837

Quote #1578

"God is in the business of growing Abram into a man of great faith, and this requites circumstances where Abram must trust God." - David Guzik read more..

05 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5933

Truck Alignment

"Hi, this is the shop calling. It turns out your truck also needs an alignment." read more..

05 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3501

Assisted Computing

The Toughest Decision SHOULD MY LOVED ONE BE PLACED IN AN ASSISTED COMPUTING FACILITY? For family members, it is often the most difficult and painful decision they will face: to accept that a loved ... read more..

05 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2784

Simple Prayer

"Simple Prayer" My son Gilbert was eight years old and had been in Cub Scouts only a short time. During one of his meetings he was handed a sheet of paper, a block of wood and four tires and to read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

Friendly Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of sou... read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1501

One-liner #1130

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.... read more..