December 2017 - Monthly Archive

14 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2234

The Light Of The World

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's ... read more..

Organizational Changes at the North Pole

14 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3759

Organizational Changes at the North Pole

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other res... read more..

14 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

981

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a link to a bunch of the Christmas jokes on Cybersalt Site (www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/clean-jokes/christmas-jokes). Today, I'm happy to share a lin... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2907

Christmas Present

Christmas time is a season when many people are more interested in the present than the past. read more..

13 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

8889

Predicting the Future

While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?" The young boy ... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3257

Home For The Holidays

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my ... read more..

13 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2046

The Risk of Innocence

Tiny, helpless swaddled in hay washed, clothed, fed carried each day. Poverty, heat occupied land Romans, cruel Herod Palestine sand. Emptying self and breaking through with limits of flesh tempta... read more..

12 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1356

One-liner #1248

Advice #6 Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..

12 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1601

Quote #1692

“A prison cell, in which one waits, hopes, and is completely dependent on the fact that the door of freedom has to be opened from the outside, is not a bad picture of Advent.” - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

10 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

937

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection is a ministry reconnecting persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and freedom around the world. T... read more..

08 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1315

One-liner #1247

Advice #5: Research administrators should support artificial intelligence; after all, what have they to lose?... read more..

Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter Yet!

08 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1550

Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter Yet!

In first grade, our teacher asked us to pen a letter to Santa for Christmas. She asked us, “Name one present you would like Santa to bring you for Christmas.” Then we were to write a letter to Sant read more..

08 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1419

Server Admiration

I like waiters: they bring a lot to the table.... read more..

08 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1985

Quote #1691

"Christ's willingness to come to earth was not motivated by what He saw inside of us, but by what was inside of Him." - Paul David Tripp read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2243

The Trip Home

A pastor had been on a long flight between church conferences. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: *Fasten Your Seat Belts* Then, after a whi... read more..

07 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4517

Yukon Christmas

Thanks to list member Marcia Laycock (and her insomnia) for a creative variation of the classic poem. Twas the night before Christmas, in Yukon you know,Way up above 60 where Arctic winds blow. Asle... read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

980

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Do you know what's hot again? Christmas jokes! Ok, at least for a couple of weeks they will be. So to take advantage of the times you can find a list of most of the Christm... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1427

Grammar Police

Grammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.... read more..

06 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1229

Quote 1690

"Dance like nobody is watching. Text and email like it will be read in court someday." - Unknown read more..

06 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2157

Children Shopping

My first-grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. Not many days passed before her friend got in the car one morning sporting brand new boots. "Beth," I commented, "I ... read more..

06 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5079

Politically Correct Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themsel read more..

05 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1237

One-liner #1246

Advice #4: Be realistic; ask the impossible!... read more..

03 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

848

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Months ago, I announced Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection - a ministry to connect persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and f... read more..

02 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

5801

Quote #1689

"Sleep in peace tonight. God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow." - Dave Willis © Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

02 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1608

Santa Pastor

He sees you when you've been sleeping; he knows when you're awake. He keeps preaching either way.... read more..

02 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1625

Nice Is a Matter of Perspective

Sitting in the living room the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me were enjoying some hot apple cider tea and listening to some Christmas music. The song came that referred to Santa’s nice list ... read more..

02 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2436

Inner Beauty, Looking On The Heart

Preparing for a tag sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our hou... read more..

Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

02 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3755

Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpaper... read more..

01 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1358

One-liner #1245

Advice #3: If you don't' know, why ask?... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3919

20 Minutes of Eternity

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punch, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. ... read more..