2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #300

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3235

2 min read

Professor Turns Plumber

A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The profe... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3395

<1min

Medical Bill Call

Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills. One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement. Reluctantly, I complie... read more..

19 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4584

<1min

Big Toe Tingle

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..

18 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3084

<1min

VP Moniker

The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning. Of course, I was excited, but th... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3571

<1min

IBA

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with "IBA" or insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taki... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3513

<1min

Lit Match

On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen ... read more..

15 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1299

<1min

False Humility

Watch out for people who try to manipulate you emotionally by saying they are nothing while at the same time making claims of extraordinary insight, intimacy, and experience with spiritual mysteries.&... read more..

When All Is Said and Done, I'm Still Confused

14 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2927

4 min read

When All Is Said and Done, I'm Still Confused

Some of my best friends, on occasion, have hinted the suggestion that it is highly possible that I might be paranoid. When this idea was first floated, I smiled because I had no idea what it meant. No... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4860

<1min

Public Servant Sentence

"Write a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote, "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregn read more..

11 Aug

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

4257

4 min read

Good Gravy!

Wow!! It seems I have to blog more often to keep ahead of the surprising / stunning news. First things first; I’m still giddy about the piano. It was tuned on Friday, and I definitely play it sever... read more..

11 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

14953

<1min

Mirror Honesty

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old wo... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4346

<1min

Exam Assistance

In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not received any outside assistance. Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4677

<1min

Anesthesia

An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school football player, who had opted to be sedated for the procedure. As the intravenous anesthesia was being administered,... read more..

If the Whole World Were an Apple Fritter, Who Would Need Heaven?

09 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2922

4 min read

If the Whole World Were an Apple Fritter, Who Would Need Heaven?

When a person has reached the ripe old age I have reached there are precious few pleasures left. Actually, there are many pleasures left but no energy to pursue them and if I happen to catch a pleasur... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4604

<1min

Worst Decision Yet

A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to his chief advisor to ask his opinion of it. "Yeah, I'd say it's your worst decision yet," the plain-talking adv... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3631

<1min

Traffic Camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and ... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3409

<1min

Amazing Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says,... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3439

<1min

Caught on the Job

The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 A.M. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 A.M. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the h... read more..

02 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4098

<1min

Google Translate for Animals

I have a theory about talking to animals. If our pets could speak to us I think one of the things they would say first is, "Just because you say it like I'm a baby doesn't make it any easier to under... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3297

<1min

Family Cleaning

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to ... read more..

01 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1316

<1min

The Written Code Cancelled

To understand what is being describe at the beginning of this sermon you need to know that as each male arrived to the church they were given a square of paper with one of two following shapes on it. ... read more..

31 Jul

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

6175

5 min read

A Dream Come True

Last Saturday’s Cybersalt news made mention of big things going on at Cybersalt Central… well, let me fill you in. About a month ago, my sister asked Tim to post an ad on the web for a Kawai piano sh... read more..

31 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3071

4 min read

So You Think You Can Pray

I had just snuggled down into my easy chair for an evening of reading and relaxation. I was reading a book I had just purchased and was quite anxious to get into it. The Gracious Mistress of the Par read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4241

<1min

Army Nurse Training

During basic training for the Army Nurse Corps, we were required to spend one week in the field roughing it. It rained the entire week. We arose daily in our swampy tent, took a cold-water beauty ba... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3143

<1min

Swindled

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the f... read more..

27 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5924

<1min

Dolphin Bubbles

If you were inpressed when your uncle Frank blew smoke rings at Thanksgiving, prepare to have your socks blown off - or flippers as the case may be. As if dolphins weren't cute and cool enough, now t... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3131

<1min

Away From His Desk

As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all callers that he was away from his desk. Shortly after he left, a member of his foursome called to find out whic... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3376

<1min

Perley Moore Buys a Truck

There was a farmer, Perley Moore, who had recently bought a truck and found that the "basic price" was only the beginning. Once the salesman had added on all the extras -- towing package, toolbox, fif... read more..

25 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1291

<1min

Full and Less Filling

Jesus is fully God and His favor gives us fullness. {audio}podcast/sm20100725.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4044

<1min

Name Confusion

Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven." "I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him. "What is your fi... read more..