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    It sounds random for sure. The gospel is the orignal good news. But is that how it's recieved? I was asked at my church the other day "on a scale of one to ten, how good read more..

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Mini Cooper also drives up.  The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging read more..

Just like the title says, followers of Jesus talk to God constantly. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060917.mp3{/audio}... read more..

A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told h read more..

Mr.  Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing.  Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet read more..

New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym.Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to he... read more..

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Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded anymore.  They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not l read more..

As families go, and sometimes they go pretty fast, it is sometimes difficult to appreciate the intricate structure that makes every family successful. The structure is always there, but often time read more..

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, Dr. Wilson said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..

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If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed.  I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it.  He inserted a CD and neede read more..

A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him,"Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?"The ... read more..

I'm with Steve.  Don't blame me if you try this Ivory Soap experiment and something happens (other than what is supposed to). I don't mind mad scientists but scientists who get mad scare me!&nbs... read more..

I was talking on the phone tonight to a wonderful friend with whom I'm separated by a couple thousand miles. She was talking like she knew God - you know like how you really know a person, and t read more..

THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night). EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg read more..

Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more interested in his money than in him. When the check came, he took out his credit card to pay the bill and was not s... read more..

This is pretty neat.  Someone in Florida has a web cam set up on their screen saver.  You can change the text appearing on their screen and watch it appear. Pointless? Yes. Fun? read more..

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the anima read more..

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..

Are you allergic to cats?  You don't have to worry about this one - unless of course you have virtual allergies.   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

*I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the life of him could not understand why his computer would not turn on. *My friend called his car insurance comp read more..

A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up."Our underwriting department determines that", I said. Then I asked for her license number. Verifying her information, ... read more..

The Bible nourishes followers of Jesus every day - if they daily pay attention to it.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060910.mp3{/audio}... read more..

If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results... read more..

A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class. However, when it ended she went to the front desk and requested cancellation of her membership.When asked why, sh... read more..

Do you have an important dispute to settle or decision to make?  Who get's the last chicken leg?  Who's turn is it to wash the cow? Should I go on the Springer show to find out the read more..

There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for years.  Pastor Heinz enjoyed telling Norwegian jokes from the pulpit, much to the delight of his flock. One ... read more..

Although fun to visit, zoos do pose certain perils. But to whom? A sign posted in the Knoxville Zoo in Tennessee cautioned visitors:"Please be safe. Do not sit, climb, or lean on the zoo fences. If yo... read more..

Your boss doesn't want you taking time away from your desk to play in the mail room with all the packing supplies, so here's your chance to do so at your desk.  Of course, if you are home right now th... read more..