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I am a chocoholic. I know it, my friends know it, now YOU know it--and Choco Anonymous should be very happy with my complete confession. I've taken the first step on the road to recovery! OK, if you R... read more..

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous... read more..

Driving long distances alone has never been my favourite thing to do, but sometimes it has its benefits. I can sit alone with my own thoughts, giving me time to sort out things that have been on my read more..

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..

Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would h... read more..

Proverbs 10:8 The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.Proverbs 19:20 Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter end. Isaiah read more..

Canterbury, England.  AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, unti... read more..

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you". The vicar accepted the o... read more..

It was only a handmade trinket,With little beauty or worth.Still, the proudest gift she had givenIn her five years upon the earth.When her dad, in terrible anger,Destroyed her work of artIn blindness,... read more..

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. Two boll weevils grew up in South C... read more..

The elders of our church recently had to ask someone to no longer attend Westside Bible Church. This person's name?  - 'someone Else.? Recently too many people at our church have been counting o... read more..

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.  All went well until he came one house.  It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door e... read more..

*Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advi read more..

Luke 16:1-13 When I was a boy of about ten, there was a television show I loved to watch. It starred Phil Silvers and was about a lovable rascal called Sgt. Bilko. He was a motor pool sergeant who al... read more..

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a ... read more..

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..

I don't know if you've seen the movie entitled "Pay it Forward". It was produced in 1998, and told the story of a boy who when challenged by his history teacher to come up with an idea that would "cha... read more..

A Hurting Word... It was a "precious moment!" Our four-year-old son Joey had just knelt with Mom and asked Jesus to come into his heart. Picking up his little t-shirt, he looked down at the "appropr... read more..

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?" the man asks."Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking,... read more..

 "They and their children and their grandchildren after them will live there forever? I will make my home among them. I will be their God, and they will be my people. Ezekiel 37:25,27 (NLT) T read more..

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture."Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked."I could," my mother told the group,"... read more..

Don't give away your blessingsBy the way you choose to live.Don't throw away your richesBy the way in which you give.As you cast upon the waterSo it will return to you.And as you share with others,God... read more..

For all their lives, my three sons have been told they have to do their chores around the house. "I am NOT the maid" is a phrase they've heard many times. When my oldest went off to college, he call... read more..

Love holds on.Love is strong,Never wavers, never bends,Is truer than any friend.Love survives.Love always tries, Never ceases to amaze,Lives beyond any grave.You may ask why love tries,Gives its all, ... read more..

"Do you know where I am?" "Where am I going now?" I've been hearing these similar questions lately, asked with the same heart-wrenching look of confusion and a trace of fear. I've seen and heard read more..

Phew (fyoo ) ? an interjection used to express fatigue, surprise, disgust or relief.  For example: ?Phew, I am so tired I have just got to sit down!? ?Phew!  When that tire blew it scare... read more..

Things dogs should try to remember: The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly sta... read more..

Luke 15:1-10 In this week's news a fifteen year old Calgary Alberta girl gave birth in her bedroom while her siblings watched TV. She put the baby in a trash bag at the curb. No one, including her mo... read more..

*Military Wisdom*"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."-Army's magazine of preventive ma read more..

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say... read more..