Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20626 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Friday was the coldest August 23rd ever at Cybersalt World Headquarters. We even turned on both fireplaces to take the chill off! But I'm not complaining, it is good for t... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
75

One-Liner #1852

One minute you're young and fun, and the next you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
73

Quote #2287

"Isn't it amazing that God gives breath to a man who is going to blaspheme Him all day?" - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5174

Bachelor Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.  Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.  "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2160

Busy Button

I was shopping with my roommate, and I saw a humorous button that said, "It might look like I'm doing nothing, but on a cellular level, I'm quite busy." I showed it to her, and her response was, "Oh,... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
304

The Secret of Life

A father used to say to his children when they were young: —When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
276

Age is Just a Number…Or Is It?

Recently, one of our granddaughters reached the magical age of 16 and was applying for her driver’s license. When I learned of that, it brought back so many memories of my own. I remember when I turn... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
50

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Tomorrow is Grandma Cybersalt's and my 38th anniversary. We haven't discussed any plans yet, but I think Dairy Queen ice cream may be a good idea. Did you know that if you ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
160

Ceaseless Praise

- photo by Susan PageIn The Journey, a Music Special by Andrea Bocelli, Andrea clearly states the relationship between music, relationships and his undeniable faith in God. It is a deeply moving prese read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
71

One-Liner #1851

If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the Wi-Fi.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6255

Basic Training

After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to expectations. The sergeant threatened to send them all back three weeks to start over. Apparently, at least one ne... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1927

Courtyard Murmuring

On my recent trip to New York, I was walking near a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. So I looked in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said "N I L". White-r... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1581

Communication, Flexibility, Education

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be del... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
67

Quote #2286

"In battle you never rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training." - Unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
66

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! August 18th?  Yes, already. There is a barbecue after church today. I'm going to enjoy these summer days while they last! Today's video share is a beautiful song I o... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
102

One-Liner #1850

It's a good day ... the bulb finally burned out on my check engine light!... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
94

Better Digs

One of our elders is raising rabbits. They live in a rabbit hutch in his backyard. I decided that they needed a more classy domicile so I made a sign for their enclosure which reads: "Hare Salon." -... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
228

Having a Brain Can Be a Problem

I have been showing people a picture of my brain for almost a month now. I’ve been having a lot of fun doing it and teasing people by saying, “I have proof that I have a brain.” In the beginning, I... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
24422

Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What do Eskimo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1545

Hard Work, Complaining

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacol... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
85

Quote #2285

"Fear arises when we imagine everything depends on us." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
64

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told you about last Sunday. Unfortunately there was another error b... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3543

From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day

(This note, from me, was written to the PearlyGates Newsletter subscribers in 2002. My mother is now 84.) Dear PearlyGates subscribers. To get the gist of today’s PearlyGates item (sent to this clean read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
169

Blessed are the Peace Makers

- photo by Susan PageI recently heard the expression, “I am more of a peace faker than a peacemaker.” This saying intrigued me; I had never heard it before. We are constantly bombarded with the world read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
80

One-Liner #1849

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee; this means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
70

Quote #2284

"So many marriages fail because men and women today study their rights before learning about their responsibilities." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3336

Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'. I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1447

Logical Answer

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if a blind man wishes... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
95

The One

I went on a date the other night with a woman who works at a zoo. She's a keeper.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
62

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to take a trip down memory lane (all the way back to her childhood) and go watch the Hawaii Martin Mars water bomber land at the e... read more..