May 2005 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3957

Useful Work Phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 3. Someday, we?ll look back on this, laugh nervously and cha read more..

13 May

Testimonies

Pastor Tim

8435

How a Jewish Lawyer Found Jesus

I was raised in a Conservative Jewish home. We ?kept kosher,? and for 5 years I went to Hebrew School, followed by a Bar Mitzvah. From an early age, though, I considered myself an agnostic. As a young... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3221

Preacher Tow

The minister's car wouldn't start and he called the garage to come and tow it in for repair. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister said, "I hope you'll go easy on m... read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3798

Training Courses Now Available for Men

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding 4. Re read more..

12 May

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3193

No Other Hope

We received a phone call last week that sounded intriguing. The man was very pleasant as he told me a technician would come into our home and test our water for us, free of charge. Like many people, I... read more..

Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3489

Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

*Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?""...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it.""Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals read more..

11 May

Rev. Spence Laycock

3029

The Love That Empties Tombs

It was Friday afternoon, the crowds had returned to the city leaving the three crucified bodies a deterrent to all. Joseph of Arimathea went quickly to Pilate, and though fearful of what the Roman cou... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4348

Goober Puzzle

One morning this goober calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?" Th... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3199

Parking Concern

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?""No, I'm fine," I said, touched by her concern."Oh,... read more..

11 May

Misc

2103

He's Rollin'

Well, i am not sure if any read these, but i will type this up anyways. :) Early this morning, my fat fellow decided to heave that little body and roll from his tummy to back. May not seem bi... read more..

11 May

Misc

bwells25

1906

My Testimony

My name is Becky. I live in a little town called Georgetown, Ohio. I grew up in the next town over, and was raised in church by my God-fearing mother. I was saved as a teenager, but ... read more..

10 May

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4346

Our Helper

"Call 911, call 911," eight year-old Levi was scrambling to get help for his mother who had slipped and fallen on the wet tile floor in their kitchen. Gasping from the pain as her knee buckled under h read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3672

First Sermon

At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he preached, he drank from pitcher of water until it was completely gone.After the service, someone asked an old woman o... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

45383

Heat Wave Humor

Nothing personal against Texans - change it to any place that is hot. "It's So Hot In Texas That......" *The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. *The potatoes cook undergrou... read more..

09 May

Dr. Harold McNabb

4327

Wait

Shortly after starting her perfume business, Estee Lauder realized she had to persuade a cosmetics buyer to place her products in many stores throughout the country. At 9 A.M., Lauder was in the offic... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4107

Price Reduction

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, " the price will be only $5.50."From the back of the congregatio... read more..

09 May

Misc

pirate

2190

300 miles later

& I am back. Was a good trip, though we ran into flooding accross the motorway on the way back. Thank God for a safe trip - now all I have to do is get the rental car back in the morning. read more..

08 May

Misc

pirate

1787

Another Day...

I remembered just in time, as I rolled sleepily out of bed, not to get dressed in 'Work Clothes". Instead today I am travelling North to fetch my daughter from Uni, she will be preparing for her fin... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4961

Goober Travelers

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: * I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. * A client called in inquiring abo... read more..

08 May

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3233

Playing for the Home Town Crowd

I imagine it's a very scary thing for athletes who have to perform in front of a crowd. But ask any one of them and they?ll tell you it's great to play in their home-town. The fans can make the differ... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4047

Wayward Cessna

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see... read more..

07 May

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3242

The Well Watcher

Sat on a bench at the mall one day, and I mall-watched! A parade of humanity streamed by--people of every feature, face, and fashion imaginable. Now my real preference is to "boardwalk-watch" by the o... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4957

Shopkeeper's Competition

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his ri... read more..

06 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3952

My Mother's Amazing Meatloaf Mystery

Every mother harbors a mystery of some sort. Many handed down from one generation to the next forming a bond so strong no man can penetrate. I came to realize this at an early age, which has stood me ... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3142

Before and After Children

*Before and After Children*BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture.AFTER Children: I read more..

05 May

Rev. Spence Laycock

3213

Glorify Thy Name

There's a thing that we do in all cultures and in all languages that is the same. It is so common that we almost don't even think of the significance of it. For a parent it's a privilege, for children... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4025

Goober Mechanic

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic work... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3094

Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.3. Does grape juice leave a stain?4. The principal called...5. But DAD says read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4212

Real Newspaper Ads

These are real ads from a newspaper. 1. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850 or best offer 2. AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. 3. SNOW BLOWER FOR SAL... read more..

Prayer - Our Daily Communication With God

04 May

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4959

Prayer - Our Daily Communication With God

Communication is something many of us are not very good at. We have problems communicating in our marriages, with our children, on the job, or perhaps even with our closest friends. Most of us want to... read more..