Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3611

Welcome To 2008: The Year Of The Party Animal

Another great season of parties has just passed and I was reflecting on how great it was for all this nonsense to be over until next year. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a party as well as the next o read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2809

Audi Alteram Parten

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party" After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3740

The Power of a Personal Relationship With the Living God

Having a personal relationship with the living God means powerful things for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080106.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1805

Good Morning 01-06

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isaiah 60:1-6 Ephesians 3:2-12 Matthew 2:1-12 Psalm 72   During the Christmas season, God appears as man. Dur read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2555

Patient Problem

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginn... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1789

Good Morning 01-05

"and what does the Lord require of you but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God?" - Micah 6:8 If I were to challenge the most prominent “voices&rdq read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1753

Good Morning 01-04

If Jesus Came To Your House If Jesus came to your house to spend a day or two, if He came unexpectedly, I wonder what you'd do. Oh, I know you'd give your nicest room to such an honored gu read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2573

Better Preacher

After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for an hour and said nothing.""Thank you," the visiting preacher re... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1659

Good Morning 01-03

"He gave them their request, but sent leanness into their soul." - Psalm 106:15   Some of us, feel that we might have begun the new year in a happier frame of mind if we had a ban read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3006

Traveler IQ

The world is always changing and in that way it stays the same.  Here is a fun way to test your current knowledge of places in the world.  Some of the places you will asked to pinpoint are g... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1647

Good Morning 01-02

"You have never passed this was before." - Joshua 3:4   The gates to another year have swung open. Before us lie the unborn days, hours,and minutes that are beyond our control. Re read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2966

Happy Songs

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1965

Good Morning 01-01

A NEW YEARS BLESSING   "Lord, make me to know my end, and what is the measure of my days." - Psalm 39:4   This new year is an unwritten book, we'll fill up its pages in th read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1813

Good Morning 12-31

LAST DAY OF 2007   "From the fullness of His grace we have all received one blessing after another." - John 1:16   The words of our text shed divine light upon the year whic read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2023

Good Morning 12-30

Isaiah 63:7-9 Galatians 4:4-7 Matthew 2:13-15, 19-23 Psalm 111   Matthew's passage invites us to rejoice in God's abiity to ensure the successful establishment of His King in Zion, and t read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1794

Good Morning 12-29

"This is the victory that overcometh the would even our faith.  Who is he that overcometh the world but he that believeth that Jesus is theSon of God?" - 1 John 5:4,5 The world read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1913

Good Morning 12-28

"Beloved, think it not strange concerning the fiery trial which is to try you, as though some strange thing happened unto you; but rejoice inasmuch as you are partakers of Christ's sufferings read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2959

More Newspaper Bloopers

Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on "Destructive Pests". A large number were present.The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1913

Good Morning 12-27

"Be ye doers of the Word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves." - James 1:22   We were made happy at Christmas by many things. We were thrilled by the beautiful Christ read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2853

Wedding Blessing

At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final blessing.The bride misunderstood my gesture and surprised me with a high-five.Not wanting to exclude the groom, I offere... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2136

Good Morning 12-26

"God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the Prophets, hath in these last days spoken unto us by His Son." - Hebrews 1:1-2   WHAT a read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2761

Soft Seven

A young man is paired up with a priest on the first hole at the golf course. When they make it to a long par three the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole son?"The young man says, "An... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2161

Good Morning 12-25

"The grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men." -Titus 2:11   "BEHOLD, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people," said th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2795

Potato Problem

Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his mother because of his fondness for mashed potatoes. Later that semester, she asked him how the mixer was working for... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1802

Good Morning 12-24

"Without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh." - 1 Timothy 3:16 Christmas is upon us. Last-minute preparations are being completed for its cel read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4518

A Curious Christmas Conspiracy To Contemplate

In light of the controversies swirling around the Christmas holiday, I have yet to see anybody raise a suspicious eyebrow toward one particular aspect of the Christmas season. Year after year, thi read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4351

And The Scrooge Award Goes To . . .

I never have to check the calendar to see if the Christmas season is approaching. As soon as the “season to be jolly” approaches all those jolly-challenged people begin their sniping. read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1848

Good Morning 12-23

FOURTH SUNDAY IN ADVENT This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 7:10-17 Romans 1:1-7 Matthew 1:18-25 Psalm 24 Poor Joseph. The angel asks him to bre read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3687

Santa A Guy?

I think Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a to... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1783

Good Morning 12-22

"For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them." - Ephesians 2:10   No one who is a Christian is read more..