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Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1849

Good Morning 12-21

"Be not deceived; God is not mocked; for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." - Galatians 6:7   Here we have an unchanging and unchangeable law. In nature we know tha read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2910

Piedmont Doors

We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1910

Good Morning 12-20

"Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall." - 1 Corinthians 10:12   Greek mythology relates that the mother of Achilles dipped him, when an infant, into the Styx, read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2391

Condiment Gallery

  If you want to spice up your life the right condiment might jsut very well meet the need.  Here is quite the collection and buddy is looking for even more.  So get out there read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1811

Good Morning 12-19

"Who is he that condemneth? It is Christ that died, yea rather, that is risen again, who is even at the right hand of God, who also maketh intercession for us." - Romans 8:34   A read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3585

The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically-imposed midwinter festival, my potential acquaintance gave to me,TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.ELEVEN pipers piping (plus t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1938

Good Morning 12-18

"Then fearing lest we should have fallen upon rocks, they cast four anchors out of the stern and wished for the day." - Acts 27:29   Paul, the prisoner, was being taken to Rome for read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2789

The Night Before Finals

'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge.Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their h read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1978

Good Morning 12-17

"Sir, we would see Jesus." - John 12:21   It is not suprising that men want to see Jesus. There has never been anyone else like Jesus and no one has ever influenced the world as H read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1955

Good Morning 12-16

THIRD SUNDAY OF ADVENT   This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isaiah 35:1-10 James 5:7-10 Matthew 11:2-11 Psalm 146   When our hearts are s read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3001

Actual Call Center Conversations

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries. Can you help?"Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?"Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Ce... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1926

Good Morning 12-15

"The Son of Man is come to seek and to save that which was lost." - Luke 19:10   The Son of Man was Jesus' own preferred way of referring to Himself. He used this name no less tha read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5178

How NOT to Decorate a Christmas Tree

At the center of our living room is our brilliantly decorated Christmas tree. Proudly poised in the corner of our living room this Noel-novelty did not get that way by accident although there were read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2030

Good Morning 12-14

"She hath done what she could." - Mark 14:8   Mary had done what she could for Jesus, so Jesus testified, when she poured the precious ointment on His head and feet. The LORD high read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1729

Good Morning 12-13

"When they had opened their treasures, they presented unto Him gifts; gold and frankincense and myrrh." - Matthew 2:11   Merchants have been reminding us for some time that only a ce read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2728

Pink Humvees

Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was a pinkish hue, and the jokes began.One wag renamed us the Pink Panzer Division, but the best was the Humvee bum... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1870

Good Morning 12-12

"Behold, I will send My messenger, and he shall prepare the way before Me." - Malachi 3:1   Through Malachi, the Prophet whose book closes the OT, the LORD gave a prophecy concern read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2868

Car Cow Sale

A farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman h... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1720

Good Morning 12-11

"Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem; behold thy King cometh unto thee." - Zechariah 9:9 This Messianic prophecy was fulfilled when Jesus rode into Jeru read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2523

Yiddish Speak

During the first day of Hanukkah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in New York City. They were talking amongst themselves in Yiddish, the c... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1783

Good Morning 12-10

"I will shake the nations, and the Desire of all nations shall come." - Haggai 2:7   We have here a Messianic prophecy, a promise of the Savior to come. Jesus Christ is referred t read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1824

Good Morning 12-09

SECOND SUNDAY IN ADVENT Isaiah 11:1-10 Romans 15:4-13 Matthew 3:1-12 Psalm 72   This is day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Imagine a stream of sinners flowing read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
3950

A Table For You

God has a lifetime of victories for us - even in the midst of much that may be against us.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1713

Good Morning 12-08

"They brought Daniel and cast him into the den of lions." Daniel 6:16   Daniel got into the lions' den because he continued his custom of praying before the open window. It is sti read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1706

Good Morning 12-07

"As I live, saith the LORD God, I have no pleasue in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his ways and live." - Exekiel 33:11   One of the most subtle devices of read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3811

The Reason It's Called Black Friday

I am sitting here nursing a black eye, several bruised ribs, a badly injured shin on each leg and a terribly compromised ego. I am blaming my wife entirely for the condition I am in right now, whi read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2026

Good Morning 12-06

"How wilt thou do in the swelling of Jordan?" - Jeremiah 12:5   Some people do not want to be reminded of the crossing of the river we call Death. They regard it as morbid to do s read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1922

Good Morning 12-05

"And the glory of the LORD shall be revealed." - Isaiah 40:5 Many of you celebrated the First Sunday in Advent last Sunday, marking the beginning of a new church year, ushering in the read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
3812

Adopted Into God's Family

Understanding what adoption meant to the Romans and the Greeks lets us more highly value the adoption God has given us into his family.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071202.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1851

Good Morning 12-02

FIRST SUNDAY IN ADVENT   Isaiah 2:1-5 Romans 13:11-14 Matthew 24:37-44 Psalm 50:1-15   Today marks the beginning of the season of Advent, a time of preparation, a time of going to read more..