Monthly Archive - Results from #17400

09 Jan

Shirley Choat

1662

Good Morning 01-09

"And Nathanael said unto him, Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?" - John 1:46 This question was asked by Nathanael, a man whom Jesus Himself described as being witho read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2471

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together."Sweetie," the woman... read more..

08 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2455

Crosswalk Caper

Yes, people are strange - especially when they go through elaborate planning and scheming to pull off a great practical joke like this. I guess nobody told these people to not play on the road. read more..

08 Jan

Shirley Choat

1941

Good Morning 01-08

"O God, You are my God: early will I seek Thee: my soul is thirsty for Thee, my flesh longs for Thee in this dry and thirsty land where there is no water." - Psalms 63:1 read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2545

Location Question

Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said."Is t... read more..

07 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2576

Clapping Record

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Clap and they will probably do the same - that is of course if you are clapping slow enough for them to keep up. Kent "Toast" French read more..

07 Jan

Shirley Choat

1788

Good Morning 01-07

"I thank my God upon every remembrance of you, always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy for your fellowship in the Gospel of this very thing that He which hath read more..

Welcome To 2008: The Year Of The Party Animal

07 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3639

Welcome To 2008: The Year Of The Party Animal

Another great season of parties has just passed and I was reflecting on how great it was for all this nonsense to be over until next year. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a party as well as the next o read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2839

Audi Alteram Parten

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party" After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

The Power of a Personal Relationship With the Living God

06 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3765

The Power of a Personal Relationship With the Living God

Having a personal relationship with the living God means powerful things for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080106.mp3{/audio} read more..

05 Jan

Shirley Choat

1831

Good Morning 01-06

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 60:1-6 Ephesians 3:2-12 Matthew 2:1-12 Psalm 72 During the Christmas season, God appears as man. Dur read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2581

Patient Problem

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginn... read more..

04 Jan

Shirley Choat

1812

Good Morning 01-05

"and what does the Lord require of you but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God?" - Micah 6:8 If I were to challenge the most prominent “voices&rdq read more..

04 Jan

Shirley Choat

1777

Good Morning 01-04

If Jesus Came To Your House If Jesus came to your house to spend a day or two, if He came unexpectedly, I wonder what you'd do. Oh, I know you'd give your nicest room to such an honored gu read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2596

Better Preacher

After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for an hour and said nothing.""Thank you," the visiting preacher re... read more..

03 Jan

Shirley Choat

1679

Good Morning 01-03

"He gave them their request, but sent leanness into their soul." - Psalm 106:15 Some of us, feel that we might have begun the new year in a happier frame of mind if we had a ban read more..

02 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3092

Traveler IQ

The world is always changing and in that way it stays the same. Here is a fun way to test your current knowledge of places in the world. Some of the places you will asked to pinpoint are g... read more..

02 Jan

Shirley Choat

1667

Good Morning 01-02

"You have never passed this was before." - Joshua 3:4 The gates to another year have swung open. Before us lie the unborn days, hours,and minutes that are beyond our control. Re read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2988

Happy Songs

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny ... read more..

01 Jan

Shirley Choat

1985

Good Morning 01-01

A NEW YEARS BLESSING "Lord, make me to know my end, and what is the measure of my days." - Psalm 39:4 This new year is an unwritten book, we'll fill up its pages in th read more..

31 Dec

Shirley Choat

1836

Good Morning 12-31

LAST DAY OF 2007 "From the fullness of His grace we have all received one blessing after another." - John 1:16 The words of our text shed divine light upon the year whic read more..

29 Dec

Shirley Choat

2046

Good Morning 12-30

Isaiah 63:7-9 Galatians 4:4-7 Matthew 2:13-15, 19-23 Psalm 111 Matthew's passage invites us to rejoice in God's abiity to ensure the successful establishment of His King in Zion, and t read more..

29 Dec

Shirley Choat

1819

Good Morning 12-29

"This is the victory that overcometh the would even our faith. Who is he that overcometh the world but he that believeth that Jesus is theSon of God?" - 1 John 5:4,5 The world read more..

28 Dec

Shirley Choat

1940

Good Morning 12-28

"Beloved, think it not strange concerning the fiery trial which is to try you, as though some strange thing happened unto you; but rejoice inasmuch as you are partakers of Christ's sufferings read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2984

More Newspaper Bloopers

Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on "Destructive Pests". A large number were present.The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their... read more..

27 Dec

Shirley Choat

1942

Good Morning 12-27

"Be ye doers of the Word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves." - James 1:22 We were made happy at Christmas by many things. We were thrilled by the beautiful Christ read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2880

Wedding Blessing

At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final blessing.The bride misunderstood my gesture and surprised me with a high-five.Not wanting to exclude the groom, I offere... read more..

26 Dec

Shirley Choat

2161

Good Morning 12-26

"God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the Prophets, hath in these last days spoken unto us by His Son." - Hebrews 1:1-2 WHAT a read more..

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2786

Soft Seven

A young man is paired up with a priest on the first hole at the golf course. When they make it to a long par three the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole son?"The young man says, "An... read more..

25 Dec

Shirley Choat

2186

Good Morning 12-25

"The grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men." -Titus 2:11 "BEHOLD, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people," said th read more..