Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13119

Broken Bone

While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician."Have you ever broken a bone?" he asked."Yes," the girl r... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2092

Good Morning 07-11

"Whatsoever He saith unto you, do it." - John 2:5   Such was the advice which the Virgin Mother gave to the servants at the wedding in Cana of Galilee. She had no way of knowing w read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1885

Good Morning 07-20

"Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life." - Revelation 2:10   "Be thou faithful."  This is the divine challenge that comes to each indivi read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2156

Good Morning 07-19

"They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint." - Isaiah 40:31 read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2587

Dots

Once again I must apologize for the side effects of this game.  If you play long enough, you will see dots before your eyes. No problem - just don't touch the purple ones.  (adsbygoogle = wi... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2034

Good Morning 07-18

"He shall have dominion also from sea to sea, and form the river unto the ends of the earth." - Psalm 72:8   This is a clear prophecy of the world-wide dominion or rulership of Je read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6916

Family Togetherness

An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend they'd spruced up the churchyard cemetery since her last visit several years past. "Lots of new greenery," she sa... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2166

Good Morning 07-17

"Rejoice in the LORD always, and again I say, Rejoice." - Philippians 4:4    It is a pity that many sincere believers do not penetrate into the true joy of the Christian fai read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1888

Good Morning 07-16

"Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; He will never leave you nor forsake you." - Deuteronomy 31:6   As the people of Israel emerged read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2054

Good Morning 07-15

SEVENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST   "This is the day the LORD hath made let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Isaiah 66:10-14 Gal. 6:10-16 Luke 10:1-9,16 Psalm 19   As read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2079

Good Morning 07-14

"This is a faithful saying and worthy of all acceptation that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief." - 1 Timothy 1:15   This statement is the very read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2091

Good Morning 07-13

"My sheep hear My voice, and I know the, and they know Me:... and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of My hand." - John 10:27,28   There is a wealth o read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2043

Good Morning 07-12

"The LORD Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Grace be with you." - 2 Timothy 4:22   Most of our church services close with a benediction. In so doing we follow the pattern set by G read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2508

Big Horns

Here's a cow with really big horns and a really funny name - Lurch.  I'm not sure why this cow is so fascinating, but I have to admit he is.  It's mind boggling and reminds me how disappoi read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2048

Good Morning 07-11

"The LORD Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Grace be with you." - 2 Timothy 4:22   Most of our church services close with a benediction. In so doing we follow the pattern set by G read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3640

Return Policy

The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as throughout the store. Every receipt also had the same information. A store credit would be given on all returns, but t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2076

Good Morning 01-10

"He saw that there was no one, he was appalled that there was no one to intervene; and his own righteousness sustained him." Isaiah 59:16 - Heb. 7:25 - James 5:16   Here is a state read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2000

Good Morning 07-09

"Whatever may be your task, work at it heartily (from the soul), as (something done) for the LORD and not for men." - Colossians 3:23   Paul had been telling servants how to serv read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1866

Good Morning 07-08

Sixth Sunday After Pentecost "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   1 kings 19:14-21 Gal. 5:1-25 Luke 9:51-62 Psalm 16   The Gospel pas read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3823

A Better Country

Do you like your country?  God has an even better one for you.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070708.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3625

Overboard Rescue

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her.The crew pulled th... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1770

Good Morning 07-07

"Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace." - Luke 7:50   These are blessed words! They fell as a heavenly balm upon the distracted soul of this distressed woman. There was a pe read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1785

Good Morning 07-06

"Comfort ye, comfort ye My people." - Isaiah 40:1  There is much need of comfort today by God's people. Sin has produced a harvest of misery in the world. The present war has ad read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1999

Good Morning 07-05

"Blessed are they that hear the Word of God and keep it." - Luke 11:28   Don't we all wish to be happy? Go the world around you and you will find that each and everyone wishe read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1935

Good Morning 07-04

"Except the LORD build the house, they labor in vain that build it." - Psalm 127:1   It was the summer of 1776, and delegates had come from 13 colonies to make a momentous decisio read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2261

Touch, Dont Touch

Here's a fun, maddening challenge.  Basically, use your arrow keys to make the grey circle touch the grey box.  Just don't touch any of the blue balls, or let them touch you, while you are at it. If ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1795

Good Morning 07-03

"Watch and stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong." - 1 Corinthians   A fourfold challenge rings out in this text. This challenge is addressed to each one of us. &n read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3308

Mail Worker

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA goober got a part time job at the Post Office. The first as... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1873

Good Morning 07-02

"Seekest thou great things for thyself? Seek them not." Jeremiah 45:5 Have you ever heard, "Hitch your wagon to a star?" Ambition has its place in life, but ambition is like read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2059

Good Morning 07-01

FIFTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Zech. 12:7-10 Gal. 3:26-29 Luke 9:18-24 Psalm 63:1-8   Jesus aske read more..