Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2096

Good Morning 04-20

"Set a watch, O LORD, before my mouth; keep the door of my lips." - Psalm 141:3   When God gave a man the power of speech, He entrusted him with something which may bring life or d read more..

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Pastor Tim
4837

Smart Bus

My name is Pastor Jerry Evenson.  I pastor a small church in central Idaho on an Indian Reservation.  I work as a bus driver for the Lapwai School District.  One of our bus drivers had ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2862

Shopping Plan

In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son.As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the chil... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3166

Good Morning 04-19

They said to each other, "Did not our hearts burn within us while He talked to us on the road, while He opened to us the Scriptures?" - Luke 24:32   I felt I needed to repeat this read more..

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Pastor Tim
4653

Pit Falls

This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night.  That was a mistake, because the gravediggers had just opened a new site, in preparations for a funeral early the n... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4430

High Tech Flying

The passengers on the jetliner were relaxing in their seats for the long flight.  The voice over the loudspeaker had just announced that the aircraft had reached its cruising altitude and that read more..

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Pastor Tim
2623

Virus Spread

For years they've been telling us to not spread viruses.  Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough, and whatever you do, don't let the dog lick your face. I've figured out the reason for this... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2414

Good Morning 04-17

"Then He appeared to James, then to all the apostles." - 1 Corinthians 15:7   What a thrill those early Christians experienced when they saw and heard the risen LORD in person. Ho read more..

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Pastor Tim
4656

Serious Shopper

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation.  Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shor read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2291

Good Morning 04-16

This comes because of a question from a reader.   "..who said, "The LORD has risen indeed, and has appeared to Simon!" -Luke 24:34   Peter's part in the Easter dram read more..

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Pastor Tim
4459

Married Witness

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined.  The lawyer thundered at him, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice read more..

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Pastor Tim
3156

Preacher's Best Years

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4931

Doctor Quotes

The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians: ~ By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better. ~ On read more..

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Pastor Tim
2763

Sermon Follow-Up

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4724

Shopping On Up

In a upscale department store, every night at closing time one of our customer-service representatives reminds shoppers over the public address system to finish their shopping. One evening, a w read more..

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Pastor Tim
2881

Accident Prayer

As my five-year-old-son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident.Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed an... read more..

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Pastor Tim
12886

Red Light - Green Light

Ralph and his friend were driving through town when they came to a red light.  Cruising through the red light, Ralph's friend expressed concern. "Don't worry," Ralph said read more..

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Pastor Tim
3113

Rewiring

Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on parishioners for upkeep and maintenance of the church.Once he asked my husband, Sam, to rewire the confessionals... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5216

Car Trip

Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada.  To help pass the time, the boy practiced his new reading skills by calling out road signs. He fell asleep just before they e read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
3019

Good Morning 04-12

"And their words seemed to them as idle tales, and they believed them not." - Luke 24:11   What crowds filled our churches last Sunday. If only we could be sure that all believed read more..

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Pastor Tim
2433

Fish Feeder

Is it a fish pond or a duck pond?  Either way, these are the perfect pets for your kids - that way you don't have to worry about ending up feeding them when they lose interest.  Ok, yo read more..

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Pastor Tim
2263

Scuba Cat

Call me a pessimist, but I think a scuba diving cat only has one idea - finally conquering your salt water aquarium and eating your tropical fish. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2513

Holding Hands

I know that a lot of you are against keeping animals in zoos, but how else can animals safely observe humans? Think about it.  Animals in the wild would never get the chance to view some of our read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2372

Good Morning 04-11

CHRIST IS RISEN-HE IS RISEN INDEED-ALLELUIA! "Then they told what had happened on the road, and how He was known to them in the breaking of the bread." - Luke 24:13-35   Two of read more..

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Pastor Tim
4614

Dear Marty

Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter.  Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced read more..

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Pastor Tim
9864

Word Impatience

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me.  He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 04-10

Christ is risen, He is risen indeed, Alleluia   "Jesus met them and said, "Hail" and they came up and took hold of His feet and worshiped Him." - Matthew 28:9   Ch read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2256

Good Morning 04-09

"Because I live, you will live also." - John 14:19   The miracle of Easter celebrated yesterday by Christians throughout the world is the recognition that we are alive. Amid all t read more..

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Pastor Tim
2099

Flower Garden

Regardless of what season it is where you are, here are some flowers for you to enjoy.  You just have to click your mouse and they'll sprout.  Now you can have a spring or fall garden anytime you want... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5212

Prison Riot

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?&qu read more..